A stagnant mist shrouds the seafarers, illuminated only by faint rays of malefic moonlight.  Unperturbed, the rugged renegades press on.  Weeks of endless expanse have taken their toll, but as they creep closer to their target, steely hearts surge in strength and dogged determination dominates their every move.   

The vessel advances, keeping pace with the distinctive redolence that announces their impending incursion.  Honey, tobacco, tonka....musk, mahogany, vanilla.  Wafting in wisps, the dreaded Viking Vapor has arrived.

Directions:  Wet the bar and lather up!  Soap will last longer if allowed to dry out between uses.  Discontinue use if you experience any irritation.  For external use only.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance, and Colorant.

Net weight: 4.25 oz.